100+ Shoes Quotes for the Perfect Instagram Caption

True story: I keep a list of my favorite shoes quotes (and other fashion quotes) on my phone to use for my Instagram captions. No shame! There are times when I just CANNOT think of a witty caption for my photos (especially shoe photos)… and quoting a brilliant fashionista can be just the ticket! 

I figured I couldn’t be the only style blogger who likes to use some fun and witty shoes quotes on my Instagram, so I’m sharing 100+ fabulous and fun shoes quotes and captions with you all today! I’d love to hear which of these quotes is your favorite in the comments at the end. Enjoy!

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100+ Shoes Quotes for the Perfect Instagram Caption

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1. “You can wear anything as long as you put a nice pair of shoes with it.” –Taylor Momsen

2. “There are only two kinds of women in the world, those who love shoes and those who had the misfortune to be born without the ability to experience total bliss on finding a pair of perfectly designed pumps in the right size at half price.” ― Jane Eldershaw

3. “You are either in your bed or in your shoes, so it pays to invest in both.” – John Wildsmith

4. “What would your shoes say about the things you do every day?” ― Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

5. “I still have my feet on the ground, I just wear better shoes.” – Oprah Winfrey

6. “I don’t know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.” –Marilyn Monroe

7. “You can never take too much care over the choice of your shoes. Too many women think that they are unimportant, but the real proof of an elegant woman is what is on her feet.” — Christian Dior

8. “I’m not afraid of heights, have you seen my shoes?” – Carrie Bradshaw

9. “Life is short, your heels shouldn’t be!” – Brian Atwood

10. “A woman with good shoes is never ugly.” – Coco Chanel

11. “It’s not so much about the shoes, but the person wearing them.” ― Adriana Trigiani

12. “You should still wear good shoes even if your feet were made of gold.” ― Paul Bamikole

13. “One shoe can change your life.” – Cinderella

14. “Women need food, water, and compliments. That’s right. And an occasional pair of shoes.” ― Chris Rock

15. “What do women want? Shoes.” ― Mimi Pond

16. “Good shoes take you good places.” ― Seo Min Hyun

17. “Paris is a heaven for all woman’s obsessions: hot men, great chocolates, scrumptious pastries, sexy lingerie, cool clothes but, as any shoe-o-phile knows, this city is a hotbed of fabulous shoes.” ― Kirsten Lobe

18. “The stiletto is a feminine weapon that men just don’t have.” ― Christian Louboutin

19. “The only difference between everybody and nobody is all the shoes.” ― Amor Towles, author of “A Gentleman in Moscow”

20. “The shoes always tell the story.” ―Ruta Sepetys

21. “Shoes speak louder than words.” –Unknown

22. “I could walk a mile in your shoes, but I already know they’re just as uncomfortable as mine. Let’s walk next to each other instead.” ― Lynda Meyers

23. “I remembered her once saying that life was like your shoes. You couldn’t simply expect or imagine that your shoes would fit perfectly. Shoes that pinched your feet were a fact of life.” ― Henning Mankell, Italian Shoes

24. “Shit happens. Doesn’t mean you have to step in it. But if you do I would buy a new pair of shoes.” ― Kilburn Hall

25. “Because the human history is the history of shoes. The history of places where we ever tread and stand.” ― Stebby Julionatan

26. “If you don’t complain when your shoes are too tight, you’ll be wearing tight shoes for the rest of your life.” ― Charmaine J. Forde

27. “The wind embraces me. My shoes is all I see. I keep walking. The cars sing. I’m searching for my sanity. In a crazy city.” ― Lidia Longorio

28. “In my opinion, love at first sight existed with shoes, not with men.” ― E.V. Hewitt

29. “We have the same dirt under our shoes as they do.” ― Stacey Lee

30. “Our shoes pin us to the world.” – Summer Brennan

31. “The most comfortable shoes from the point of view of our feet are the most fashionable shoes!” ― Mehmet Murat ildan

32. ‘I would hate for someone to look at my shoes and say, “Oh my God! They look so comfortable!”‘ – Christian Louboutin

33. “There was nothing like stepping into a fabulous pair of heels for the first time.” ― E.V. Hewitt

34. “Pandora opened the box with the new high-heels, put them on and went out to town.” ― Ljupka Cvetanova

35. “Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.” ― Ljupka Cvetanova

36. “It’s time to shop high heels if your fiancé kisses you on the forehead.” ― Amit Kalantri

37.”God gave you them shoes to fit you, so put them on and wear them.” ― Eminem

38. “What I’ve learnt is: buy the damn shoes.” –Kate Lord Brown

39. “While the man is putting on his shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.” ― Ljupka Cvetanova

40. “Which shoes are you going to put on, and where are you going to get them to take you TODAY?” ― Allan Rufus

41. “And her old Uncle William used to say a lady is known by her shoes and her gloves.” ― Virginia Woolf

42. “Cinderella was made for more than sweeping the floor.” ― Beth Moore Jones

43. “It’s not about how many hats you wear, it’s all about the shoes.” ― Anonymous

44. “I will go as a lady should. In patent leather heels.” ― Abigail Roux

45. “Why you’ll never see a woman with a bomb in her shoe: we have too much respect for shoes.” ― Carolyn V. Hamilton

46. “You always need to be wearing an elegant pair of shoes. It’s a “to hell with it all” kind of happiness that makes you know that you can take on the world!” ― C. JoyBell C.

47. “Love never bites only shoes do, I would still prefer shoes.” ― Pushpa Rana

48. “A woman only needs one pair of shoes for an outfit. But God, you’ve got to get it just right.” ― Allan Dare Pearce

49. “So true. You have to have the right shoes for the occasion.” ― Suzanne Macpherson

50. “It takes guts and bravery and heart to walk a mile in a single girl’s shoes. And sometimes a fabulous pedicure.” ― Mandy Hale

51. “A pair of great heels was much more satisfying than a man. They lasted longer, and better yet, they didn’t leave me for someone prettier.” ― Cindi Madsen

52. “I did NOT have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.” ― Imelda Marcos

53. “She was worth ruining a pair of shoes over.” ― Nyrae Dawn

54. “Sometimes that’s all you get out of life. Great shoes.” ― Pepper Phillips

55. “To wear dreams on one’s feet is to begin to give a reality to one’s dreams.” – Roger Vivier

56. “You may like walking barefoot, but keep your shoes with you; you may need it when the ground changes!” ― Mehmet Murat ildan

57. “A woman can carry a bag, but it is the shoe that carries the woman.” – Christian Louboutin

58. “Shoes are the quickest way for women to achieve instant metamorphosis.” – Manolo Blahnik

59. “How can you live the high life if you do not wear the high heels?” – Sonia Rykiel

60. “If your hair is done properly and you’re wearing good shoes, you can get away with anything.” – Iris Apfel

61. “Keep your head, heels and standards high.” – Lola Stark

62. “Always wear high heels. Yes, they give you power. You move differently, sit differently, and even speak differently.” – Carine Roitfeld

63. “The average woman falls in love seven times a year. Only six are with shoes.” – Kenneth Cole

64. “Shoes must have very high heels and platforms to put women’s beauty on a pedestal.” – Vivienne Westwood

65. “Men tell me that I’ve saved their marriages. It costs them a fortune in shoes, but it’s cheaper than a divorce.” – Manolo Blahnik

66. “A woman can never have enough shoes.” –Jajal Aggarwal

67. “What you wear—and it always starts with your shoes—determines what kind of character you are.” –Winona Ryder

68. “Making music is like shopping for me. Every song is like a new pair of shoes.” –Rihanna

69. “You don’t need to go to the gym. All you need is a pair of shoes.” –Joe Taslim

70. “I’m trying to find a little joy and happiness, a lot of giggles – and maybe some pretty shoes.” –Tracee Ellis Ross

71. “Every song, every form of art, clothing, shoes, it has to be special.” –Afrojack

72. “Wherever I go, I buy shoes.” –Sonia Rykiel

73. “When you meet a stranger, look at his shoes. Keep your money in your shoes.” –Michael Stipe

74. “When one door closes, a shoebox opens.” – Carrie Bradshaw

75. “For me, with a character, you start with the shoes.” –Oscar Isaac

76. “My address is like my shoes. It travels with me.” –Mary Harris Jones

77. “I am not crazy about bags or watches. For me, anywhere I go for a holiday or for work, the first thing that I go and buy are shoes.” –Jennifer Winget

78. “I would say that a good shoe is exactly like a good wine. These shoes are going to stay and last for a long time.” –Unknown

79. “High heels bring you closer to heaven.” –Brian Atwood

80. “I only accept apologies in the form of Louboutins.” –Colette Le Mason

81. “If I ever let my head down, it will be just to admire my shoes.” –Unknown

82. “Shoes cure the blues.” – Unknown

83. “If the shoe fits, strut.” – Unknown

84. “When the feet are comfortable, so is the mind, body, and soul.” –Donald Pliner

85. “The only BS I need is bags and shoes.” –Unknown

86. “I say, dress to please yourself. Listen to your inner muse and take a chance, wear something that says “Here I am!” today.” –Iris Apfel

87. “It’s impolite to stare. Unless of course, it’s at gorgeous shoes.” –Unknown

88. “Heels and hustle, baby.” –Unknown

89. “I did everything he did, but backwards and in high heels.” –Ginger Rogers

90. “I just rescued a pair of shoes. They were trapped in a store.” –Unknown

91. “Don’t get mad. Get new shoes.” –Unknown

92. “The world is at your feet, so make sure you’re wearing great shoes.” –Unknown

93. “Style is wearing an evening dress to McDonald’s, wearing heels to play football. It is personality, confidence and seduction.” – John Galliano

94. “My style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds.” –Donatella Versace

95. “People walk differently in high heels. Your body sways to a different kind of tempo.” – Manolo Blahnik

96. “Chase your dreams…in high heels of course.” –Unknown

97. “Don’t waste your best heels for someone who deserves flip-flops.” –Unknown

98. “The fact is, sometimes it’s hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes. That’s why we need really special ones now and then – to make the walk a little more fun.” – Carrie Bradshaw

99. “For me, it’s ultimately about a great pair of shoes.” –Jessalyn Gilsig

100. “Shoes make an outfit. You can throw on a crazy shirt and crazy pants but you add those shoes – done.” –Russell Westbrook

101. “Shoes are my love language, and women love shoes.” –Luvvie Ajayi

Which of these shoes quotes is your favorite? Let me know in the comments!

Please feel free to copy and share these shoes quotes wherever you please – Pin these images to Pinterest, use them in Instagram captions, blog posts, you name it! If you want to tag me when you share the quote, I’d really appreciate it and love to give you a shoutout! Just tag my accounts below or link back to this blog post. Thank you!

• Instagram: @have_clothes_will_travel
• Twitter: @havclothwiltrav
• Facebook: @haveclotheswilltravel
• Blog URL: https://www.have-clothes-will-travel.com/shoes-quotes/

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